Senin, 30 November 2009

Secondhand Serenade biography

Secondhand Serenade biography
Source: http://www.secondhandserenade.com/

Over the last few years, the music industry has evolved in a way which allows the common man with extraordinary talents, to rise above the sea of similarity, and stand on his own as the voice of a generation. A generation that is fueled by heart, emotion, passion and determination.

And that man has come to surface as Secondhand Serenade...

Born into a family of musicians, John Vesely has taken the gift he was instilled with, and shaped it into his own. With the help of his father, a professional jazz musician for over 20 years in the Czech Republic, he started getting into music around the age of 12. Playing bass for 8 years, he was a member of numerous Bay area bands ranging in style from ska and hardcore to rock and pop. But it wasn't until he picked up the acoustic guitar that he finally found his true calling. "I switched to guitar when I met my wife. She wanted me to play her a song, but I didn't have a band at the time and serenading her with a bass guitar was out of the question" Vesely said.

Once he began writing his own material, John scraped up the money for 8 days of studio time and went in to record the 10-track album, known as Awake in the summer of 2005. Armed with a superior vocal range, a mind blowing sense of harmony and heart wrenching lyrics, he was able to walk away with an acoustic album that would prove to be the groundwork for the start of his career. When it came time to chose a name, he decided to go with Secondhand Serenade in an attempt to stay away from the typical singer/songwriter image. "It's everything I would want in a band name and more. It basically sums up what I do. I write my songs about events and feelings that occur in my life, and I sing the songs to my wife. Everyone else gets the Secondhand Serenade."

While some artists may fear the rawness of playing with just an acoustic guitar, John welcomes the honesty it comes along with. He claims "In some ways a band is more powerful, but in other ways there are things you can do with one voice and one acoustic guitar that you couldn't do with an army of musicians behind you." It only seems right that an artist with this mentality begins to spread his wings.

With his eyes set on conquering a fan base, John put together a MySpace page and started playing out in his area. As the number of listeners at his shows began to grow, so did his on-line fan base... in a BIG way. In just a few months time, Secondhand Serenade would shoot to the #1 position of all unsigned bands on the widely popular site. Simultaneously, he would become the only unsigned act to have a CD in the top 100 alternative albums on itunes. While that seemed exciting enough, he also released a few demos on Yahoo! Launch, which would soon claim the #1 position as well, on the Adult Alternative station. This time, he was not beating out other unsigned acts, he was competing with the cream of the crop, and winning. Months would go by as Secondhand Serenade claimed the top of the chart over such names as John Mayer, Nickelback and Evanescence. Not used to seeing this kind of reaction, industry insiders began to wonder... was it actually possible for an unsigned, one man act, with nothing more than a self-produced acoustic album, and the help of no one but fans, to post numbers that were superior to artists on major labels? Artists with millions of dollars spent on promotions? For Secondhand Serenade, it was not only possible... it was reality.

As 2006 began to wind down, John's career was in full swing as he stepped to the next level. Having made the rounds to major labels in New York and Los Angeles, a deal was eventually signed with Glassnote Records, a brand new label started by respected industry veteran, Daniel Glass. As Glassnote's first official artist, the team immediately went to work mapping out the next year for Secondhand Serenade, along with the help of Warner/Independent Label Group.

2007 now looks to be an eventful year as well. With 2 new songs added to Awake, Glassnote/ILG released the album to retail on February 6th. In addition, a video was shot with Frank Borin (director for Simple Plan, Good Charlotte, Eminem) for the song "Vulnerable," a fan favorite. This year will also provide Secondhand Serenade an opportunity to see his fans from all over the country. With shows already scheduled for SXSW and numerous other tours taking shape, John anticipates giving his audience from coast to coast, a firsthand experience. He will also see the studio again soon as another release is being planned for later in the year. Stay tuned... Secondhand Serenade is invading the hearts, minds and airwaves of the world.
Secondhand Serenade Lyrics
Source: http://www.secondhandserenade.com/

Over the last few years, the music industry has evolved in a way which allows the common man with extraordinary talents, to rise above the sea of similarity, and stand on his own as the voice of a generation. A generation that is fueled by heart, emotion, passion and determination.

And that man has come to surface as Secondhand Serenade...

Born into a family of musicians, John Vesely has taken the gift he was instilled with, and shaped it into his own. With the help of his father, a professional jazz musician for over 20 years in the Czech Republic, he started getting into music around the age of 12. Playing bass for 8 years, he was a member of numerous Bay area bands ranging in style from ska and hardcore to rock and pop. But it wasn't until he picked up the acoustic guitar that he finally found his true calling. "I switched to guitar when I met my wife. She wanted me to play her a song, but I didn't have a band at the time and serenading her with a bass guitar was out of the question" Vesely said.

Once he began writing his own material, John scraped up the money for 8 days of studio time and went in to record the 10-track album, known as Awake in the summer of 2005. Armed with a superior vocal range, a mind blowing sense of harmony and heart wrenching lyrics, he was able to walk away with an acoustic album that would prove to be the groundwork for the start of his career. When it came time to chose a name, he decided to go with Secondhand Serenade in an attempt to stay away from the typical singer/songwriter image. "It's everything I would want in a band name and more. It basically sums up what I do. I write my songs about events and feelings that occur in my life, and I sing the songs to my wife. Everyone else gets the Secondhand Serenade."

While some artists may fear the rawness of playing with just an acoustic guitar, John welcomes the honesty it comes along with. He claims "In some ways a band is more powerful, but in other ways there are things you can do with one voice and one acoustic guitar that you couldn't do with an army of musicians behind you." It only seems right that an artist with this mentality begins to spread his wings.

With his eyes set on conquering a fan base, John put together a MySpace page and started playing out in his area. As the number of listeners at his shows began to grow, so did his on-line fan base... in a BIG way. In just a few months time, Secondhand Serenade would shoot to the #1 position of all unsigned bands on the widely popular site. Simultaneously, he would become the only unsigned act to have a CD in the top 100 alternative albums on itunes. While that seemed exciting enough, he also released a few demos on Yahoo! Launch, which would soon claim the #1 position as well, on the Adult Alternative station. This time, he was not beating out other unsigned acts, he was competing with the cream of the crop, and winning. Months would go by as Secondhand Serenade claimed the top of the chart over such names as John Mayer, Nickelback and Evanescence. Not used to seeing this kind of reaction, industry insiders began to wonder... was it actually possible for an unsigned, one man act, with nothing more than a self-produced acoustic album, and the help of no one but fans, to post numbers that were superior to artists on major labels? Artists with millions of dollars spent on promotions? For Secondhand Serenade, it was not only possible... it was reality.

As 2006 began to wind down, John's career was in full swing as he stepped to the next level. Having made the rounds to major labels in New York and Los Angeles, a deal was eventually signed with Glassnote Records, a brand new label started by respected industry veteran, Daniel Glass. As Glassnote's first official artist, the team immediately went to work mapping out the next year for Secondhand Serenade, along with the help of Warner/Independent Label Group.

2007 now looks to be an eventful year as well. With 2 new songs added to Awake, Glassnote/ILG released the album to retail on February 6th. In addition, a video was shot with Frank Borin (director for Simple Plan, Good Charlotte, Eminem) for the song "Vulnerable," a fan favorite. This year will also provide Secondhand Serenade an opportunity to see his fans from all over the country. With shows already scheduled for SXSW and numerous other tours taking shape, John anticipates giving his audience from coast to coast, a firsthand experience. He will also see the studio again soon as another release is being planned for later in the year. Stay tuned... Secondhand Serenade is invading the hearts, minds and airwaves of the world.

A Little Too Not Over You-david archuleta

It never crossed my mind at all
That’s what I tell myself
What we had has come and gone
You’re better off with someone else
It’s for the best, I know it is
But I see you
Sometimes I try to hide
What I feel inside
And I turn around
You’re with him now
I just can’t figure it out
Tell me why
You’re so hard to forget
Don’t remind me
I’m not over it
Tell me why
I can’t seem to face the truth
I’m just a little too not over you
(eh eh eh oh eh eh eh)
Not over you
(eh eh eh oh eh eh eh)
Memories
Supposed to fade
What’s wrong with my heart?
Shake it off, let it go
Didn’t think it be this hard
Should be strong
Moving on
But I see you
Sometimes I try to hide
What I feel inside
And I turn around
You’re with him now
I just can’t figure it out
Tell me why
You’re so hard to forget
Don’t remind me
I’m not over it
Tell me why
I can’t seem to face the truth
I’m just a little too not over you
[A Little Too Not Over You lyrics on http://lyricsmusicvideo.blogspot.com ]
Maybe I regret
Everything I said
No way to take it all back, yeah
Now I’m on my own
How I let you go
I’ll never understand
I’ll never understand
Yeah, oooh, oooh, oooh
Oooooooh
Oh
Ooooh, oh
Tell me why
You’re so hard to forget
Don’t remind me
I’m not over it
Tell me why
I can’t seem to face the truth
I’m just a little too not over you
Tell me why
You’re so hard to forget
Don’t remind me
I’m not over it
Tell me why
I can’t seem to face the truth
And I really don’t know what to do
I’m just a little too not over you

all about secondhand serenade

John Vesely, who it is said has the vocal range of an 80s hair band, and looks to rival Elvis, wandered through life, from band to band, finding that he could never settle with just one. Then in the summer of 2004, John decided to do it his own way and go solo.

To distinguish himself from the typical singer/songwriter, John adopts the name Secondhand Serenade - a name with far fewer limits than "John". The name Secondhand Serenade allows him to be free to do whatever he feels like, from a solo performance to ten musicians on stage at once.

Secondhand Serenade took off like John couldn't believe - the crowd at live shows and an ever increasing online presence (not least his MySpace page, with a massive 140,000+ friends) prompted him to release his debut album, Awake.

Perfectionist that he is, the studio was top of the range, and John produced the entire ten tracks himself. John not only organised the recording, but everything down to the performances and packaging. And all of this without any label backing.

All of this care and attention paid off, with album sales rocketing and single releases, such as Maybe, doing well on popular radio stations.

A recording contract is now a possibility, but until that day, Secondhand Serenade will continue to independently prosper.

Touch my hand-david archuleta

Saw you from a distance
Saw you from the stage
Something about the look in your eyes
Something about your beautiful face

In a sea of people
There is only you
I never knew what the song was about
But suddenly now I do

Trying to reach out to you, touch my hand
Reach out as far as you can
Only me, only you and the band
Trying to reach out to you, touch my hand

Can't let the music stop
Can't let this feeling end
'Cause if I do, it'll all be over
I'll never see you again

Can't let the music stop
Until I touch your hand
'Cause if I do, it'll all be over
I'll never get the chance again
I'll never get the chance again
I'll never get the chance again

I see the sparkle of a million flashlights
A wonder wall of stars
But the one that's shining out so bright
Is the one right where you are

Trying to reach out to you, touch my hand
Reach out as far as you can
Only me, only you and the band
Trying to reach out to you, touch my hand

Can't let the music stop
Can't let this feeling end
'Cause if I do, it'll all be over
I'll never see you again

Can't let the music stop
Until I touch your hand
'Cause if I do, it'll all be over
I'll never get the chance again
I'll never get the chance again

Saw you from the distance
Saw you from the stage
Something about the look in your eyes
Something about your beautiful face

Can't let the music stop
Can't let this feeling end
'Cause if I do, it'll all be over
I'll never see you again

Can't let the music stop
Until I touch your hand
'Cause if I do, it'll all be over
I'll never get the chance again
I'll never get the chance again
(Reach out to you, touch my hand)

I'll never get the chance again
(Reach out as far as you can)
I'll never get the chance again
(Only me, only you and the band)
Trying to reach out to you, touch my hand, yeah

Angel –david archuleta

I sit and wait, does an angel contemplate my fate
And do they know, the places where we go
When we're grey and old
'Cause I've been told
That salvation lets their wings unfold
So when I'm lying in my bed
Thoughts running through my head
And I feel that love is dead
I'm loving angels instead
And through it all
She offers me protection
A lot of love and affection
Whether I'm right or wrong
And down the waterfall
Wherever it may take me
I know that life won't break me
When I come to call
She won't forsake me
I'm loving angels instead
When I'm feeling weak
And my pain walks down a one way street
I look above
And I know I'll always be blessed with love
And as the feeling grows
She breathes flesh to my bones
And when love is dead
I'm loving angels instead
And through it all
She offers me protection
A lot of love and affection
Whether I'm right or wrong
And down the waterfall
Wherever it may take me
I know that life won't break me
When I come to call
She won't forsake me
I'm loving angels instead
I'm loving angels instead
Ohhh, oh yeah
And through it all
She offers me protection
A lot of love and affection
Whether I'm right or wrong
And down the waterfall
Wherever it may take me
I know that life won't break me
When I come to call
She won't forsake me
I'm loving angels instead
Thanks to Kyle for these lyrics

my chilhood part 2

PART2
asliny msh bnyk kisah seru gue ama tmend2 gue.

one day,,,
5 anak abnormal berjlan dg gagah ny d tngah sawah.

.......
.......

what will they do???

sesampe ny mreka d dket phon pisang, yg iseng nangkring d tngah sawah.

tolking...tolking...
gue:'mbel Bruan lo kluarin alat2 eank tdi.'
trimbel:'wokey bozz!'
aris:'bozz, tema kta hari ini kuliner ye boz?'
gue:'zaezlah. msak yaidonk'
aris,eka,johan,trimbel:'lha trus kta mw mkan pa boz??'
gue:'7 busyet, kmarend pan udah gue bilangin
kalian smua bwa mie instan atu2.
jdi skarang cma gue yg bwa mie instan?'
aris,eka,johan,trimbel:'yaeylah, msak yaiyadonk.
gue:adoh mampus,,, jdi skarang kta cma msak 1 mie dong!!
b-go kalian smua.
aris:yha maaph bos kta pan gag tw?'
gue: mkanya pny kuping tu d pke donk.


akhrny dg brat hati, gue masak mie dg cra survival, d tngah swah d bwah phon pisang.



horeee mateng mie nya.
tak sampai 5 menit mie instan ntu udah ludes, msuk ke perut 5 anak rabies.




capek dech

my chilhood part 1

masa kecil gue sbenerny sma ama msa kecil kalyan smua.

tpi bedany.....
masa kcil gue lbih interesting!!
klo aja tmbol msin wkt gue bner2 ada.
gue pngen blek lg ke msa itu.


bnyak bgd kjdian2 abnormal yg gue ama tmnd2 gue lakukan.
dlu gue gag pny tmend cewek.
d dket rumah gue, anak yg seumuran ama gue cowok smua.
gue pny genk lho..
eank nmanya 'GENK' iyha.
nmany 'GENK'
apa??
'GENK'
anggtany gag tlalu bnyak sich...
cma 5 orank.
gue, tri(baca:trimbel), aris,eka,johan.

kita sempt bwad rmah phon, d dpan rmah ny aris.
tpi skarang ntu rmah phon ud jdi rmah hantu kale yha??

kjadian eank pling gag bsa gue lupain,, waktu ngintipin embah atemo(almarhum)
buang hajad, atawa boxer d dket kandang kambing.
kita sich emank udah ada niat mw ngintipn embh boker. akhrny ada jga ksempatan.
wktu mbah atemo udah slesai gali lobang bwad dy boker, gue ama genk gue nyari tempat yg pe-we buad nyaksiin mbah atemo(live in boker)
mbah atemo kyak ny jga udah pe-we tuch jongkok d atas lobang tdi.
ergh...ergh... suara erangan mbah atemo, tdengar sngad nikmat,,,
gue ama genk gue bner2 nyaksiin proses klahiran si jabang bayi...
eh si jbang eek dink!!!

tapi sial bin naas,,
aris tmd gue yg kyak ny jga crossing(bca:croso ngising)tba2 mngeluarkn kentut yg suarany mirip ban mltus.
mndngar suara ntu mbah atemo shock!!! langsung memakai sarungny..
tanpa pkir pendk, gue ama genk gue ambl langkh 1000.
wlopun udah aki2, mbah atemo bhasil ngejar kita smbil bwa arit(smacm golok) dan mngucapkn sumpah serapah ny.
'dasar, bocah2 kurang ngajar. wong lg enak2 ngiseng d delok.
kpengen wruh eek q po pie?'


tag ada jlan laen lg selain ke t4 pak er-te.

tag d sangka dan tak d nyana, mbah atmo bhasil nmuin kami.
untung ny pak er-te dteng.
beliau tny
'iki ono opo to mbah?'
mbh atmo:'kui lho boch2 kurng ngajar. wng lg ngseng do di delok.'

mndengar hal itu,sketika wjah pak er-te brubh seperti tomat.
nahan ktawa kalee yhag?

pak er-te: lha karang yo cah clik to mbah,, mbah.
wez saiki mbah jaluke kpie?'

mungkin krn hak privacy ny utk boker tlh d ganggu gugat oleh 5 ank rabies yg hrus sgra d krantina, mka mbh atmo mngajukan tuntutan 5 bungkus rokok merk ' sampoerna mild'

finally,, tciptalah kata DAMAI dri msing2 pihak.


tpi...
beberpa hari kmudian.,

guess what??


mata kami ber5 bintitan u know.

adodoh mbah atemo.
i'm sory!!!


*mnyesal*

mie penambah cairan tubuh

lbur kmaren gue bhasil menciptakan mahakarya abadi(baca:mie instan)
yang pasti bondan winarno si pak maknyuz ntu blund nyobain.

the begining.
karn lbur, biasa gue bangun ksiangan... gue mlez kluar kmar gue yang ukranny sdkit lbih gde dri kburan belanda.krena bkal kna damprat nyokap gue.
tpi berhubung dorongan napsu bejad perud gue eank meronta-ronta pngen d isi, jdi gue brgerilya d kmar gue.
walhasil gue nmuin mie instan(baca:mi gelas) bserta alt mkan+kompr listrk pny kakak gue bkas dia diklat kmaren.
whekekek 1-0 bwd nykap gue.
dgan sigp gue tmplekin air k panci.(d dlm tas gue nmu btol minuman MIZONE yg isiny tinggl stgah)
ya ampyun jorok bgt gue!
at least mi instn siap d santap.
..........
..........
whoekss...
knapa mie ntu rsany kyak abiz d cburin kaos kaki bokap gue!
asem-asem kecut!!
gue priksa mie ny, gag expired, gue priksa kmporny, gag ganteng(yaeyalah) tnyta eh ternyata aer yg gue pke bwd msk mie tdi msih the real MIZONE.
Pantesan aja!!!

gue diem lalu cengarcengir kuda.
baru sja timbul d otak gue ide brilian, buad promosiin 'mie instan penambah cairan tbuh'
whekekeke

fafa !!!! you are man !!! i believe in you


FAJRIAN KURNIARISTO

seorang anak yang terlahir dari sepasang manusia bernama sugito dan arum, dan sekarang resmi menjadi kakak dari amalia dzikri lativa serta keponakan dari pakde basuki, pakde purwoko, dan pakde widodo, sekaligus cucu dari mbah atmo wiyono harus menerima nasib nya yang dia pikir sangat tragis yaitu menjadi teman sebangku saya ( enta !!! LOL) lima bulan terakhir. ini dia sketsa wajah tersangka !!! perhatikan baik baik!!!

itu muka dia beberapa ratus tahun yang lalu.. (nah lo)
hho ii dia muka dia nyang baru ( padahal gag ada bedanya)
gua pikir ini operasi plastik nya gagal total .. LOL!!!!!

ini anak so sok ngaku ngaku jadi seniman sejati, so sok bilang kecipratan darah seni bokapnya yang emang guru seni ( pak sugito yang lgi gencar gencar nya nyari jam tambahan buad sertifikasi)
suka ngegambar gag jelas dengan tema yang itu itu saja. ga jauh jauh lah dari anime. punya cita-cita nerbitin komik secara online!!!( gua ngedukung ini.. asal jangan hentay !!! JANGAN!!!)


Dari luar, basic nya sih emang cowokk!!!tapi asal kaliyan tau, ini anak ga ada pantes pantes nya jadi cowok!!! mosok ini anak ga bisa main sepak bola!! KETERLALUAN !!!! ini anak juga ga suka olahraga. SUNGGUH TERLALU.

kemaren pas english ini anak kan di suruh baca text noh sama miss cama, blablablabla,,, did you know ??? miss cama said " heh fajri, you are man!! tolong dong suaranya yang keras, miss aja yang perempuan ( yaiyalah) bis akeras gini kok.. "
sumpah!!! ini anak langsung darah tinggi. ampe di bela belain nulis status di fb, kalo dia dpermalukan oleh seorang wanita yang tidak lain dan tidak bukan adalah miss cama!!!

sekarang ini anak lagi rajin rajin nya buka situs detikhot.com!!! uptodate iniii temen saya ( two thumbs up for you)

whatever lah ya!!! mau lo jadi cewek ato cowok lo tetep sohib gua!!! temen gua berbagi duka ( seneng nya g usah) temen gua curhat, temen gua contekan, temen gua colongin pulsanya, pokoknya ini temen gua pling josshhhh. apapun kata orang, gua percaya YOU ARE MAN!! AND I BELIEVE IN YOU)


Hemm ini dulu yang baru gua tulis. tunggu kisah temen temen gua yang lain
bye bye!



Sabtu, 28 November 2009

fuck itu apa?

F.U.C.K -

Sebuah kata yang (mungkin) sangat sering kita ucapkan ataupun kita dengarkan, dengan konotasi yang sedikit negatif.



" Jaman dahulu kala di Negara Inggris, penduduknya tidah boleh melakukan hubungan seksual tanpa ijin dari sang Raja. Saat mereka ingin memiliki anak, mereka harus mengajukan ijin kepada pihak kerajaan. Setelah itu pihak kerajaan akan memberikan "Tanda / Kartu" untuk digantung di pintu pasangan tersebut selama mereka berhubungan. Tanda tersebut bertuliskan "Hubungan intim telah mendapatkan ijin dari raja", atau dalam bahasa mereka ditulis dengan "Fornication Under Consent of The King" (F.U.C.K), Inilah asal kata FUCK

allay ya? hemmmm

Orang alay kLo cHaT pa5t1 tuLi5aNnY4 g3d3 k3ciLzZzZ, p'koQnY kY 9iNi Lh, 9auLzZz meNzZz!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Jawab:
Benar, meskipun belakangan sudah mulai jarang...

Tulisan s'pRt1 ni3 memang 'warisan' dari jaman Friendster, jaman *piip* Online, jaman Nokia N Series masih sangat booming juga, sekitar pertengahan 2004 hingga awal 2008.

Jaman-jaman segitu mungkin masih dibilang unik, bahkan imut. Tetapi jaman sudah berubah, seiring cara pandang orang-orang jaman sekarang. Tulisan seperti itu dianggap 'merusak mata' dan bahkan 'memutar otak' untuk membacanya.

Tetapi sekarang para alay sudah mulai 'sadar'. Sudah jarang tulisan 9de kciLz ditemukan.
Hanya saja, penyingkatan hingga tulisan sulit untuk dibaca, sok imut, serta pe-lebay-an kata masih bisa dirasakan.

Contoh:


Aku ---> aq, aky (aki mobil kali... atau aki-aki?)
Saya ---> sy (sy maknanya juga bisa berarti 'say')
Gw ---> w, g, ge, guw (g maknanya juga bisa berarti 'gak')
Dia ---> dya (apa salahnya sih menggunakan 'dia'? jumlah hurufnya sama ini)
Mereka ---> mrk (merek?)
Kita ---> qta, qt (qta? qta qutawa?)
Kalian ---> kly, kln, klyn (klien?)
Gak Tahu ---> gtw, gaq tw




Pusing ya kalo udah dismsin alay gitu, tai ngakunya ngetik nomer ngasal. Menurut pemikiran gue, nomer gue kesebar gara2 disebarin oleh penjual pulsa! KENAPA BISA?! yaiyalah beli pulsa pake elektrik nah lo mesti nyatet nomer hp lo dibuku yg disediakan oleh tukang pulsanya.

Begini ceritanya, gue kmaren tidur jam 10an.. Gue tidur kan tuh, bangun2 loh kok mana bantal gua, eeeh ternyata bantalnya ada dikaki gue, jadi intinya gue tidur muter.. hahaha aneh juga ya. Nah hal pertama adalah gue berfikir mau ngapain ya bangun jam sgini, trus lirik punya lirik gue liat hp guenyala2..



Ada apa gerangan?!

Pas gue liat eh ada 2 sms, awalnya wah tmn gue mau minjem rok, trus abis itu nomer ga gue kenal sms.. Sekiranya gini :

"Huwi,, Lam kEnal,,quw TiaN.. Leh keNal kmuh gx???"

menjijikkan..
mari kita bahas dari kata perkata..


* 1. Huwi, apa mksdnya coba? hai gitu?! geli gue
* 2. Kenapa msti pake ,,(koma) kaga cape apa ya jempolnya ngetik koma mulu
* 3. Lam kEnal.. Pelit huruf kaya Capslock -_-
* 4. quw TiaN wakakka ngakak gua, no komen bener2 no komen! hahahaa
* 5. Leh keNal kmuh gx, sumprit dah ni alay jempolan wakakak
* 1. Assalamualaikum = Chamleeqummbh, camLeQumPh
* 2. Sibuk = cHybuQh, ciiBugH
* 3. Lagi apa ni = gie Apz nUe, gii Pa NicH
* 4. Sayang & kangen = SaiiaNk, SayaNQ,saiYongg, kaNgeDh, KangeuNnd
* 5. kok = kogH,
* 6. Sms = Cmz
* 7. Makan = MumpH
* 8. Ia = iagH
* 9. Kan = kanDh..qaNh
* 10. Thank you = teNgs
* 11. Siapa = cyapa, cappa
* 12. Sory = cowy/ie
* 14. Maaf : muupH, mups, Muuv
* 15. Kamu = Kammooh, qaMue


dan masi banyak lainnya.


Kenapa si musti sms yang sulit di mengerti..hal yang mudah di bikin susah. Ada kejadian pribadi sewaktu gna mendapat sms dari seseorang :
"ChamleQumph 3nt4..Gy cHybuqh aPz Nue?"
(mikir sampe 20 x untuk mengetahui apa maksud dari sms ini..sampai konsultasi sama temen yang suka ber-sms ala alay).
Dan yang lebih parahnya lagi...sekarang huruf "X" berganti "NYA" contohnya MAKANYA--> MAKANX.


Atau angka bisa mewakili huruf :



1. Habis = h4b15
2. Sibuk = 51buk
3. Emang = 3m4ng




knapa masih ada fenomena seperti ini...Kasian banget yang buat EYD nih..bisa-bisa mungkin mereka nangis-nangis darah melihat fenomena alay yang terjadi pada muda-mudi Indonesia.


* * aquwh = aku
* * kmo = kamu
* * kangent = kangen
* * bangedh / sangadh = sangat
* * maavh = maaf
* * semangadh = semangat
* * iiang = yang
* * juggag = juga
* * kauuand = kawan




Gue : W, Wa, Q, Qu, G
Lo : U
Rumah : Humz, Hozz
Aja : Ja, Ajj (Ajj bacanya apa ya?)
Yang : Iank/Iang, Eank/Eang (ada juga yang iiank/iiang)
Boleh : Leh
Baru : Ru
Ya/Iya : Yupz, Ia, Iupz
Kok : KoQ, KuQ, Kog, Kug
Nih : Niyh, Niech, Nieyh
Tuh : Tuwh, Tuch
Deh : Dech, Deyh
Belum : Lom, Lum
Cape : Cppe, Cpeg
Kan : Khan, Kant, Kanz
Manis : Maniezt, Manies
Cakep : Ckepp
Keren : Krenz, Krent
Kurang : Krang, Krank (Crank?)
Tau : Taw, Tawh, Tw
Bokep : Bokebb
Dulu : Duluw (Dulux aja biar bisa ngecat rumah)
Chat : C8
Tempat : T4
Sempat : S4
Telepon : Tilp
Ini : Iniyh, Nc
Ketawa : , xixixi, haghaghag, (bacanya apa coba tolong jelaskan)
ini semakin ga jelas ; lalalalalalalala (gila kali ya)
Nggak : Gga, Gax, Gag, Gz
Hai : Ui (Apa Ui? Universitas Indonesia?)
SMS : ZMZ, XMX, MZ (oh god…)
Lagi : Ghiy, Ghiey, Gi
Apa : Pa, PPa (PPa ???)
Tapi : PPi (sama aja kaya yang diatas, asu)
Mengeluh : Hufft
Sih : Siech, Sieyh, Ciyh (nggak sekalian aja Syekh Puji)
Dong : Dumz, Dum (apa Dumolit?)
Reply : Repp (ini yang paling sering ditemukan di dunia maya)
Halo : Alow (menurut kalian, apakah kita teletubbies?)
Sayang : Saiank, Saiang
Lucu : Luthu, Uchul, Luchuw
Khusus : Khuzuz
Kalian : Klianz
Add : Et, Ett (biasanya minta di add friendsternya)
Banget : Bangedh, Beud, Beut (sekalian aja baut sama obeng)
Nya, contoh : misalnya, jadi misalna, misal’a, misal.a
Imut : Imoetz, Mutz
Loh : Loch, Lochkz, Lochx
Gitu : Gtw, Gitchu, Gituw
Salam : Lam
Kenal : Nal (buset irit karakter banget)
Buat : Wat, Wad
Cewek : Cwekz
Cowok : Cwokz
Karena/Soalnya : Coz, Cz
Masuk : Suk, Mzuk, Mzug, Mzugg
Punya : Pya, P’y
Pasti : Pzt
Anak : Nax, Anx, Naq (ko-naq?)
Cuekin : Cuxin
Curhat : Cvrht (anjing ini bahasa rusia apa?)
Terus : Rus, Tyuz, Tyz
Tiap : Tyap
Kalau : Kaluw, Klw, Low (oh maann…)
Setiap : Styp
Main : Men
Paling : Plink, P’ling
Love : Luph, Luff, Loupz, Louphh
Makan : Mumz, Mamz
Yuk : Yuq, Yuqz, Yukz
Lupa : Lupz
Udah : Dagh
Kamu : Kamuh, Kamyu, Qmu, Kamuwh
Aku : Akyu, Akuwh, Akku, (Asu)
Maaf : Mu’uv, Muupz, Muuv
Sorry : Cowwyy, Sowry
Siapa : Sppa, Cppa, Cpa, Spa
Kakak : Kakagg



mrs X : Tengss voo di eTt iiagHH !!
gna : (mikir...ternyata bahasa inggris bisa di Alay-in juga ya..hebat juga..)





(ada yang bisa baca???) mata gue langsung keriting!!! AnJ*ng

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Sumber kata-kata ini gue dapet dari pengalaman gue sendiri, misalnya, ada orang nggak jelas yang tiba-tiba sms gue kaya gitu, atau gue liat di facebook orang, atau pas dulu masih main friendster, terus sama gue baca di koran, kalo lagi iseng coba deh baca Warta Kota halaman paling belakang, sama Kompas Muda yang setiap hari Jumat. Itu isinya sms-sms dari kaum mereka yang mau curhat, kalo nggak minta tampilin fotonya artis kesukaannya dia. Ada lagi yang lebih bego, ada juga yang minta nomer hp nya artis.

Oh iya, ini nggak ditulisnya kaya gini nih, biasanya ditulisnya pake huruf gede kecil yang bikin kita keliatan pinter, soalnya kita kalo keseringan baca tulisan dari mereka pasti kita pake kaca mata, jadi keliatan pinter. Ditulisnya juga nggak pake huruf biasa nih, ada juga yang pake angka.


A : @, 4, /\
B : 8
C : (
D : l>
E : €, 3
G : 9, 6
H : #
I : !
J : 7
K : l<>




SANGAT MENGGANGU!!